PlayStation and Xbox fans are w**kers, Nintendo fans not so much

Sooo, Wii owners finish quicker? Hey, they are all business. Rub one out, move on the the next page, I see... Still, if it takes you eight minutes to work one out... man, not even good at getting yourself off.... I all of a sudden feel bad for their wives....

It's really shocking, since you'd think they'd be pretty good at it what with having to tug on that Wiimote to even get there.
 
That is surprising given that the Kinect watches you masturbate. Xbox games are kinky.
I would think the Kinect would kind of be the reason Xbox gamers don't do it as much. People worried about being watched.
 
Or they're too busy broadcasting... *cough*

You should really wait 'til the physical is over before you post in forums. It gets in the way every time.... I hope you turned your head.

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You should really wait 'til the physical is over before you post in forums. It gets in the way every time.... I hope you turned your head.

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Bahahaha!

Quasi unrelated, and everyone knows I hate to go off topic, but there was a bloke in my suburb who is up for 91 counts of "rape" for pretending to be a vagina doctor/magician/gynecologist...

I'm thinking that a similar service for men would be viable.

My last idea for an app that had women send pictures of their breasts to frat boys every week to chart changes got shot down. I could have saved lives.