Sooo, Wii owners finish quicker? Hey, they are all business. Rub one out, move on the the next page, I see... Still, if it takes you eight minutes to work one out... man, not even good at getting yourself off.... I all of a sudden feel bad for their wives....
It's really shocking, since you'd think they'd be pretty good at it what with having to tug on that Wiimote to even get there.