The Nintendo Switch

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I gotta say this...

...watching that video made me fully realize that I would never "switch" my Switch to play it in public. I'm an old man and would feel weird hauling out this thing in public to play a cartoony game. My Galaxy S7 I rarely will game in public with that and stick to checking emails or even this forum when stuck at the doc, waiting in line, etc. I just don't fit the demographic for mobile gaming with a setup like this.

So this basically is just a home console that would never be used for what it calls itself. An underpowered console that I would buy ZERO cross-platform games. So now it is just for Nintendo exclusives which come out at the rate of anywhere from 1-4 good ones a year. Yeah, this thing really really needs to be $199. Sorry Nintendo, this really comes across as a kiddie* console again to me.

* note: when you are as old as me, the word "kiddie" has a broader range to include anyone under the age of about 25 years old.
Pfft! I'm 30, and I use my time while stuck at the doc, waiting in line etc to take new dick pics and get on Grindr.

It's like my grandmother always said, "If you don't wanna see me wanking, don't sit next to me on the bus."

But I hear you. I wouldn't undock it, unless I were to play it in the backyard or something. But even then, I think there's a type of game that's meant for on-the-go playing, and none of the ones other than Bomberman and Mario kart were it.
 
Pfft! I'm 30, and I use my time while stuck at the doc, waiting in line etc to take new dick pics and get on Grindr.

It's like my grandmother always said, "If you don't wanna see me wanking, don't sit next to me on the bus."

But I hear you. I wouldn't undock it, unless I were to play it in the backyard or something. But even then, I think there's a type of game that's meant for on-the-go playing, and none of the ones other than Bomberman and Mario kart were it.

Same here. About the dick pics I mean.

But really I would never undock this thing, except maybe to carry it around my place if I really wanted to. The Joy-Cons have some potential, and I can't wait for Mario and Zelda, but the rest of it screams 'cheap gimmick that I'll never use.'

I'll get one but I'll wait until the Summer when people are selling them on EBay.

Looking forward to Zelda impressions/reviews though. It'll be a battle for GOTY between it and RDR2, that having played neither, I'm still going with Zelda.

Opinion question: If the Switch doesn't do well, who thinks this will be Nintendo's last console?
 
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When did MS tell you the Scorpio price?
That, and the tech will support the cost. As a handheld, the Switch is just dandy, as a console (which is what it was pushed as in the presentation) it's ridiculously weak for the Price of a One S or PS4 Slim (which are even less in some cases).
 
No longer available on Best Buy. At least an hour or two ago they had gray version available for shipping and store pickup. Not sure on Best Buy's numbers but sounds like Gamestop would like like 20 per store I think.
 
I pre-ordered from Amazon. Already having buyer's remorse. :meh:
 
HOLY LONG-UDDERED COW BATMAN!!!

Maybe they should make a scooping crap game since I equate the Switch to:

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Bomberman uses in game currency for continues.... no word if you can 'run' out of that quickly and be asked to pay for them with real money
 
http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/01/14/nintendo-talks-voice-chat-online-approach-for-switch


When asked why voice chat for Nintendo Switch will be tied to a mobile app, Reggie said, "we want to reinforce the capability to take your experience with you on the go.... The ability to do matchmaking, voice chat through your phone, it's a hell of a lot more convenient than having a gamer headset stuck into your backpack trying to do that. That's why we're doing it the way we are. We see the convenience, we see the ease of delivery. We think it's going to lead to a better experience."


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Mario Kart 1080p/60fps in SP down to 30 with two or more and 720p on tablet but Nintendo haven't mentioned Fps on that
 

From the linked IGN article:
With regard to why Switch won't have StreetPass support—a feature that allows 3DS users to exchange game information when passing others with the handheld—Young highlighted the fact that Switch is first and foremost home console, despite also supporting portable

If the Switch is first and foremost a home console why the phuking sh!t chat implementation?
 
It's the 14th of January. If Scorpio went up for pre order tomorrow you would see a new no.1 on amazon which again doesn't speak for the world.
 
Giant bomb said the right con controller doesn't feel good due to the button placement when using on its own in 2 player games. Especially for fighting games.
But holding the tablet feels good and reminded them of the Dreamcast pad.
 
Giant bomb said the right con controller doesn't feel good due to the button placement when using on its own in 2 player games. Especially for fighting games.
But holding the tablet feels good and reminded them of the Dreamcast pad.
To me, whomever gets the right controller will be getting the awkward one, since the tiny analog stick is placed in the middle. I'd rather use the left one where the stick is more to the edge of the controller.

But it probably depends on the gamer. The left has the stick easier to grasp, but the buttons have you stretching your fingers out to reach them. The right one is the opposite.

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Yeah they said the right one is definitely the better designed for that
 
Splatoon 2 720/60fps on both docked and handheld

DF didn't like playing it on the handheld but liked some of the new features
 
Yeah they said the right one is definitely the better designed for that
Copied from GAF/Arstechnica:

Just as I thought in my previous post, awkwardness in the joy cons as the analog sticks aren't symmetrical. Also, the shoulder buttons aren't analog, but digital push buttons. So for games that are great for analog pressing (racing games accelerate/brake), you can't do it.

On handheld mode:

As the latest entry in Nintendo's long-running line of portable systems, the Switch is an obvious leap over the aging 3DS and DS lines. That advancement comes through the moment you look at the screen, a 6.2", 720p beauty that puts the tiny, pixelated views on the DS, 3DS, and Wii U tablet to shame. Even the entirely adequate Vita screen can't compare.

On home console mode:

Don't get me wrong. Games like Splatoon 2, Mario Kart 8, and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild look very nice on a full-sized 1080p screen. They just don't look appreciably better than similar (or identical) games on the Wii U, a system that was already considered underpowered when it launched at $300 (or more) four years ago.

Confounding Joy-Cons
After a day of hands-on time, I find the comfort and utility of the Switch's unique Joy-Con controllers varies wildly across their many different modes and configurations.

Holding two Joy-Cons in two hands—either separately with hands wide apart; with controllers attached to the tablet; or by attaching them to a unifying Controller Grip—feels quite pleasant. The analog sticks are big and springy, and while the face buttons are a little on the small side, they're perfectly usable. The worst part is the front shoulder buttons, which are exceptionally thin to sit flush with the top lip of the tablet (and neither shoulder button is analog, which was a disappointment).

Used as motion controllers, the Joy-Cons are reminiscent of tiny Wii Remotes with a less convenient button layout. 1-2-Switch shows this off with a set of goofy mini-games. One requires awkwardly squeezing the "side shoulder" buttons with individual fingers to mime milking a cow. For another, you awkwardly reach for the top shoulder buttons as you mime firing a gun. It doesn't feel as nearly as intuitive or natural as the big, friendly buttons and triggers on those Wii Remotes, and the game itself would feel gimmicky and shallow even as a pack-in (much less as the $50 standalone offering it is).

Using a single Joy-Con in two hands, horizontally, is by far the worst use case for the controller. Even with the included wrist-strap—which slightly extends the "top" edge and raises the two "shoulder" buttons in this configuration—one Joy-Con is hand-crampingly small for two adult-sized hands. Imagine an NES controller reduced by about 30 to 40 percent in all dimensions and you'll have some idea of the feel.

In this layout, the shoulder buttons are small nubs that require twisting your finger like a claw to push comfortably. The controllers aren't symmetrical either, requiring you to awkwardly stretch one thumb extra far to reach either the thumbstick or the face buttons. And you never realize how much you miss digital controls in a game like Sonic Mania until you functionally can't use them in this controller configuration.

More in the article: http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/0...aster-of-some/
 
What the hell is going on with the pricing Nintendo? How does 30,000 yen equal AUD$470?

Heck, US$299 isn't even near $470! Dirty beggars!
 
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