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Well?

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karmakid said:


But seriously, congrats on the engagement m8 :)
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Cheers man.

It's opened up an entire can of worms for me now.

People keep asking "when's the wedding?" And all that s***.

I never agreed to a wedding!

I just want a few engagement parties.

If I ever do have a wedding(which won't be for years), I want to be sitting on a throne on a raised dais, and have my guests bring forward and offer their gifts to me. I'll open them on the spot, at which point, I'll then decide if they get the full 5 courses and champagne, or the brown rice and stale beer served at tables that wobble whenever you rest your wrists on the table.

I looked up online if you can rent tigers to be chained to your throne, but they make it super difficult in this stupid country.

They didn't even care when I told them I wanted to reinact Lana Del Rey's Born to Die video for a wedding. Then I tried to get a monkey... That was even harder!

It's rediculous. Steve Irwin got to have all sorts of animals that would make amazing clothing in his backyard, but I can't even get two tigers? Racist!
 
Bellybama said:
Cheers man.

It's opened up an entire can of worms for me now.

People keep asking "when's the wedding?" And all that s***.

I never agreed to a wedding!

I just want a few engagement parties.

If I ever do have a wedding(which won't be for years), I want to be sitting on a throne on a raised dais, and have my guests bring forward and offer their gifts to me. I'll open them on the spot, at which point, I'll then decide if they get the full 5 courses and champagne, or the brown rice and stale beer served at tables that wobble whenever you rest your wrists on the table.

I looked up online if you can rent tigers to be chained to your throne, but they make it super difficult in this stupid country.

They didn't even care when I told them I wanted to reinact Lana Del Rey's Born to Die video for a wedding. Then I tried to get a monkey... That was even harder!

It's rediculous. Steve Irwin got to have all sorts of animals that would make amazing clothing in his backyard, but I can't even get two tigers? Racist!
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Soooooo, you’re saying Frozpot will be your m8 of honor?
 
karmakid said:
Soooooo, you’re saying Frozpot will be your bitch?
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Fixed.

I guess I could put some whiskers and cat ears on him and chain him to my throne...

Great thinking Karma! I'm sure my Frozzie will love your ingenuity!

Seriously though, weddings are so expensive. If I can organise it so everyone will understand that it doubles as our funeral services also, I might be a bit more accepting to the costs.

And then it's picking a time of year. If it was an epic party, I'd love to have it at New Year, but then I hate it when people have their weddings then, or at Xmas/Easter. But a part of me wants to have it at Xmas just to f*** with people.

Either way, all of those dates, it's generally too hot, and Im not having photos of me sweating when I have clothes on.
 
Bellybama said:
Fixed.

I guess I could put some whiskers and cat ears on him and chain him to my throne...

Great thinking Karma! I'm sure my Frozzie will love your ingenuity!

Seriously though, weddings are so expensive. If I can organise it so everyone will understand that it doubles as our funeral services also, I might be a bit more accepting to the costs.

And then it's picking a time of year. If it was an epic party, I'd love to have it at New Year, but then I hate it when people have their weddings then, or at Xmas/Easter. But a part of me wants to have it at Xmas just to f*** with people.

Either way, all of those dates, it's generally too hot, and Im not having photos of me sweating when I have clothes on.
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Would you come to Vegas to get plastered?


 
That moment of triumph! The feeling of success! The rush of Victory! When you know you've done something very few people can do! You opened a slim jim without scissors!
 
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Godsmack said:
That moment of triumph! The feeling of success! The rush of Victory! When you know you've done something very few people can do! You opened a slim jim without scissors!
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Yes, but can you open a package of Wendy's crackers without having the wrapper stick to you?
 
Digital Joker said:
Went to an indoor Procart racing track with a bunch of people tonight.
Those things are a blast! I wrecked everyone of course. Second and third place guys were averaging 3 and 4 seconds slower per lap.
I'm Mario Andretti b*tch!
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Town I grew up in has an outdoor gokart track. Never went that much but it was definitely a blast. Danica Patrick learned on that track as well.
 
My body is completely broken still from last night. Started feeling like I was going to throw up, but was also really hungry at the time so didn't really think of it. Ate dinner and then laid on the couch for the rest of the night watching TV, in and out of sleep until about midnight, feeling really cold the entire time Got up to go to bed and almost passed out. Body just sore all over. Feeling a little better today at least. Not sure if flu or not. Don't have any stuffed nose or cough etc, just sore body.
 
I watched some weak Geek Squad buffoon wrestle a ~55" TV box into the back of his truck today for almost a minute, then he forcefully shoved it over on it's side making a loud crash heard throughout the parking area. Continued to walk inside of Best Buy for the first time in over a year and shook my head at the pitiful amount of games on the shelves. Proceeded toward the exit shaking my head in disgust at almost half the store dedicated to cell phones.
 
Viktor said:
My body is completely broken still from last night. Started feeling like I was going to throw up, but was also really hungry at the time so didn't really think of it. Ate dinner and then laid on the couch for the rest of the night watching TV, in and out of sleep until about midnight, feeling really cold the entire time Got up to go to bed and almost passed out. Body just sore all over. Feeling a little better today at least. Not sure if flu or not. Don't have any stuffed nose or cough etc, just sore body.
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It sounds like you might be pregnant...
 
MR X said:
I watched some weak Geek Squad buffoon wrestle a ~55" TV box into the back of his truck today for almost a minute, then he forcefully shoved it over on it's side making a loud crash heard throughout the parking area. Continued to walk inside of Best Buy for the first time in over a year and shook my head at the pitiful amount of games on the shelves. Proceeded toward the exit shaking my head in disgust at almost half the store dedicated to cell phones.
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My Best Buy was once a circuit city in newly developed mall/plaza. When they first opened it had the funkiest smell of glue and farts. I just went to it recently and can now say that the stench is officially gone, took them like five years.

The pc/Mac and phone sections are about the same size with the equally bored google sales people with blank stares in their eyes.

Crunchyrolls sound good right now
 
Digital Joker said:
Went to an indoor Procart racing track with a bunch of people tonight.
Those things are a blast! I wrecked everyone of course. Second and third place guys were averaging 3 and 4 seconds slower per lap.
I'm Mario Andretti b*tch!
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Thats me about to lead the pack out of pit lane in pole position for second race.

Cart racing

Cart racing


I'm definitely going to do this again. It's surprisingly taxing physically. Leaning to fight the forces on body as you take tight corners and turns at high speed. I was drenched in sweat at the end of each race.
 
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MR X said:
It sounds like you might be pregnant...
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I'm better now. Woke up Monday morning and lets just say spent most of the morning on the toilet. Didn't eat much again the rest of the day but felt fine. Tuesday it was like nothing happened.
 
karmakid said:
My Best Buy was once a circuit city in newly developed mall/plaza. When they first opened it had the funkiest smell of glue and farts. I just went to it recently and can now say that the stench is officially gone, took them like five years.

The pc/Mac and phone sections are about the same size with the equally bored google sales people with blank stares in their eyes.

Crunchyrolls sound good right now
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What an odd combination of smells. I probably wouldn't have gone back after the first time of smelling that.
 
Viktor said:
I'm better now. Woke up Monday morning and lets just say spent most of the morning on the toilet. Didn't eat much again the rest of the day but felt fine. Tuesday it was like nothing happened.
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Multiple dumps is usually the cure for all ailments.
 
MR X said:
Multiple dumps is usually the cure for all ailments.
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Hahaha.

I remember a guy I used to work with at a summer job. He was aiming to be a doctor. Good guy and all. I still remember what he looks like, and out of all the things I remember him saying, it was only one thing that stuck..... "a shyt does wonders".
 
MR X said:
What an odd combination of smells. I probably wouldn't have gone back after the first time of smelling that.
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Well I could tolerate the glue smell, as it reminded me of new VW interiors. But the other one, honestly it smelled more like BO... I never really went to it after the first time I went but only just now started going to it as the closed down the other two closer to me, that I frequented.

Why am I craving pho right now lol
 
Decided to quit Facebook and set account to be deleted.

I've often thought the design of Facebook was really lousy, but the recent News Feed controversy made me think of Facebook as being a weird influence or that Mark Zuckerberg still seems weirdly naive. It's like he clearly sees the issues like angry discourse and vitriol caused by Facebook and his first thought is "These people need to be closer together with Facebook in a stronger world community.". I also find it bizarre that such a vast media company produces no original content.
 
If I had a monster size penor I think I'd get myself into a lot of trouble.
I'd be wanting to show it off all the time. Like if I was at a restaurant and the waitress was cute, at the end of the meal I'd just be all "hey can I pay with this" and just slap my big ol hog down on the check trey.
Yeah, probley for the best I don't.
 
I may be drunk, but I figured something out. Pickles dipped in ranch dressing is actually good.
 
Godsmack said:
I ran out of snacks! I even tried eating some A1 sauce...
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First time I ever tried dill pickles was at a company party, spat it out in front of some very important folk. They looked at me and one asked “what’s wrong”, with a confused tone to my voice I said “that pickle was sweet!?”.... yeah they laugh.
 
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