I would, but there are so many questions about you being a goat f***er and you still have never given evidence that you aren't a goat f***er so what are you scared of, must be too busy f***ing goats in the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Michigan, #SAD! The circkuht court will hear of you f***ing goats with Fidel Castro and Pol Pot last Tuesday. #SquidipusThere is so much money to be had creating a completely baseless far right website right now. We should all write articles that are completely made up. It would be a blast.
We could put a disclaimer at the bottom that it is all for purely entertainment purposes, but nobody would care or notice. Articles would get circulated on Facebook and Twitter, people would flock, and we'd profit from the completely insane companies willing to advertise with us.
(I'm going to need about 20k per day and pants-tucking expenses, plus a small pardon)