Official Gamescom 2015 thread

That's quite the click-bait title. I'm not sure where the "furious" is. That guy loves trolling people too, so it's tough to take his comments at surface value. I read a few others because of some other click-bait article, and again, it doesn't read as "angry". More annoyed because he doesn't think the art on the MS website communicates the game well enough. Says it looks generic so he doesn't like how it's being marketed.

Of course, MS has been pretty mum on it until Gamescom, so I wouldn't expect them to put any revealing imagery up until after the reveal.
Yup, I follow Kamiya. Trolling the interwebz like usual. Lol. This is the same guy that when asked if he was going to Gamescom, he said if he is in the mood. Someone asked him if they could meet him there and he said only cute babes can come see him, lol.
 
Who is snipedown?

I will make sure I break out the duct tape just in case...

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Ok, I'm ready
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He's a pro Halo player. He's a captain for Evil Geniuses. He is one of the players that would be in the "know", although in my experience, pro players' ideas of what is mind blowing is a bit different from most.
 
Ok, I'm ready
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This is completely unrelated, but the first date I went on a few weeks ago, after ending my relationship with my cheating arsehole meth-abusing fiance, was with this bloke that asked me to cover him head-to-toe in duct tape, for the purposes of making a furry outfit...

Turns out, he identifies as a racoon, and needed someone to help him make a dummy, so as he can have sex like an animal... Literally.

Dating is f***ed!

It was acceptable to use duct tape to tie them up and beat them, but for them to go all arts-and-crafts on their sex life?! I give up!

Ho-hum... But yeah, games...
 
This is completely unrelated, but the first date I went on a few weeks ago, after ending my relationship with my cheating arsehole meth-abusing fiance, was with this bloke that asked me to cover him head-to-toe in duct tape, for the purposes of making a furry outfit...

Turns out, he identifies as a racoon, and needed someone to help him make a dummy, so as he can have sex like an animal... Literally.

Dating is f***ed!

It was acceptable to use duct tape to tie them up and beat them, but for them to go all arts-and-crafts on their sex life?! I give up!

Ho-hum... But yeah, games...

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When will we see a return of Splinter Cell? Now would be as good a time as any ror a reveal or announcement.

Splinter Cell Blacklist almost came out two years ago today. It didn't sell enough for Ubi to create new DLC for it either. I'm hoping Ubi shows off the new game sometime this year but I'm a little fearful they're going back to the drawing board with it, thus the production gets pushed back a bit.

I just did some Googling. Apparently, Ubisoft's sales expectations for Blacklist were 5 million copies and they sold around 2 million copies. That's pretty bad considering it was released simultaneously on PC, PS3, and X360.

I'm not hopeful we're going to see the next one anytime soon.
 
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This is completely unrelated, but the first date I went on a few weeks ago, after ending my relationship with my cheating arsehole meth-abusing fiance, was with this bloke that asked me to cover him head-to-toe in duct tape, for the purposes of making a furry outfit...

Turns out, he identifies as a racoon, and needed someone to help him make a dummy, so as he can have sex like an animal... Literally.

Dating is f***ed!

It was acceptable to use duct tape to tie them up and beat them, but for them to go all arts-and-crafts on their sex life?! I give up!

Ho-hum... But yeah, games...
WTF, Australia!?
 
Looking forward to what they have to show, particularly what Scalebound will turn out to be like.
 
KI Season 3, Battle Toads Scalebound and Quantum Break please.

Will it be streamed on Twitch?
 
I had a dream about what I believed to be scalebound, which is odd considering the obvious, I don't know how it looks in game at all and I haven't actually cared that much about it. It was like evolve mixed with attack on titan, with those zip liney things. though it might have been an arm launchy thingy. whatever, thats the least important aspect of what is obviously based on zero facts.
there was like, t rexy dragon things you had to kill, and you had to zip around em with the aforementioned thingy's since they were quite fast. then through some unknown criteria, a friendly one appeared but it was smaller so it couldnt do the job alone.

well theres my useless contribution. dream-play of a game that has no gameplay, from someone who knows nothing about it besides dragon headphones, and those werent even in. Pretty strange. If I were to dream of any game I'd assume it would be metal gear or halo. I've been thinking a lot more about those. Literally any game has superceded scalebound in my brain space. It's just...totally weird.
 
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How long until Gamescon now? Do we need to invade Germany to get it to hurry up?

I hear they have nice cars and amazing porn, so it wouldn't be fruitless...
 
How long until Gamescon now? Do we need to invade Germany to get it to hurry up?

I hear they have nice cars and amazing porn, so it wouldn't be fruitless...

Cartman's mom was young and she needed the money.

But yeah, I thought it was today instead of tomorrow. (The briefing, not the schiesse porn. That's always fresh and tasty.)
 
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How long until Gamescon now? Do we need to invade Germany to get it to hurry up?

I hear they have nice cars and amazing porn, so it wouldn't be fruitless...
I'd say you could go there and kick 'em into gear, but it sounds like you'd never leave anyway...
 
I'd say you could go there and kick 'em into gear, but it sounds like you'd never leave anyway...
When I was backpacking in Berlin, there was a hostel called "Berlin Gay Hostel"... You can check their webpage. Its basically a bunch of beds with an open shower in the middle.

Thank god I got deported, otherwise I'd have lost my virginity.
 
I'd rather they try something new. Like a Halo RPG. Similar to No Mans Sky, with its huge Universe, space Battles, FPS encounters, exploration, etc.

That would be awesome. You play as a merc/smuggler and you travel between systems interacting with the myriad species amid all the post-war tension!

I'd love to see a realistic take on ODSTs. Maybe a Ghost Recon style game. It doesn't have to play like Halo- leave that to the main game. It could be tactical, and you could pick insertion points or something. There is so much room for other stories/ games in that universe.
 
Soooo, what? 2 more days?

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I'm almost as hyped for GC this year as I was for E3, and that's amazing to me. Props to MS for not blowing their wad at E3, as much as I wanted them to!

HALO DANCE PARTY!!
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How long until Gamescon now? Do we need to invade Germany to get it to hurry up?

I hear they have nice cars and amazing porn, so it wouldn't be fruitless...

What people think of German women
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What British think of German Women
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What Obama think of German women
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Just have adjusted expectation & you be fine.
 
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What people think of German women
Claudia-Schiffer-claudia-schiffer-32326137-1024-1536-340x510.jpg


What British think of German Women
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What Obama think of German women
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Just have adjusted expectation & you be fine.
Put 1 and 3 together, baby! I don't know much about Merkel, but she seems to be keeping s*** going over there.
 
Put 1 and 3 together, baby! I don't know much about Merkel, but she seems to be keeping s*** going over there.
She could be doing a half decent job, that and people keep buying overprice German cars with too much options, half of which the buyer do not need, or know what they actually do, but sound cool, the other half should have came with the base car price. :grin: