Stupid Joke Thread
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This stupid childrens joke always made me chuckle when my kids told it.
Child 1: Knock knock
Child 2: whos there?
Child 1: Interupting cow
Child 2: Interupting cow w....
Child 1: MOOOOOOOOOOO.
Child 1: Knock knock
Child 2: whos there?
Child 1: Interupting cow
Child 2: Interupting cow w....
Child 1: MOOOOOOOOOOO.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh1t in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "excuse me, do you have problems with sh1t sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says "no" so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Oh I love that one. My buddy told me that one when I was high as a teen and I laughed so hard I had tears.
Wouldn't you want to use a rabbit where s*** did stick to its fur? Or maybe the bear was going to do it either way and was just making small talk.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving when they get pulled over for speeding. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" and Heisenberg says "No, but I know exactly where we are." The cop thinks that sounded suspicious so he goes around to the back and has the trunk popped open. "Do you know there's a dead cat in your trunk?"
Schrodinger yells "We do now, a******!"
Schrodinger yells "We do now, a******!"
