Some of my catholic mates are doing this fad diet called 'lent', and have given up meat for 30 days or something, so I decided to join in.So it means Xbox and PC gamers get blowjobs, shiny stickers and kebabs?
What a time to be alive!
I've already cheated, after I went past a kebab vendor, and I was all like"This better be the best kebab ever..."
It was dry, limp and not salty enough.
It was also the first ever sober kebab I've ever had. I think that was the mistake.