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Swede said:
No, it isn't lol
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Kvally said:
Elden Ring is the biggest pile of s*** I have played in years. I would rather put my penis in a paper shredder than play that.
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So they basically want MS to confirm(again!) COD won't be exclusive just so they can act like they forced it.
 
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Concessions galore! But history shows Bethesda deal hasn't been very friendly in not making their games "exclusive" 🤔

 
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The Wolf King said:




So they basically want MS to confirm(again!) COD won't be exclusive just so they can act like they forced it.
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"This is basically just to get Microsoft to sign a deal saying they'll never make anything exclusive from the company"

MS won't sign any such deal, lol. It will be THEIR company to do with what they want, lol. If that is the case, we will see God of War on Xbox in 2023 lol.
 
The Wolf King said:
MS NEVER said Bethesda games would all remain Multiplatform though so massive difference ;)
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That's why there's such a big discrepancy with what was what said during the closing of the deal. MS never makes things clear lol

I think they used "case -by-case basis" a lot to mull the time over but as of yet, still no PS5 releases for any new games or announcements so...
 
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DriedMangoes said:
That's why there's such a big discrepancy with what was what said during the closing of the deal. MS never makes things clear lol

I think they used "case -by-case basis" a lot to mull the time over.
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Yes which actually makes things... perfectly clear
 
menace-uk- said:
How far did you get?
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I could start the game up and look, but then I need to reinstall it.
I don't really remember... maybe 40h? Enough to make an opinion (and see facts).

Edit; 18h 28m, still enough time to see what's on offer.. and with all the grinding it felt like 40h
 
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Kvally said:
Elden Ring is the biggest pile of s*** I have played in years. I would rather put my penis in a paper shredder than play
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Swede said:
A media conspiracy that somehow succeeded in indoctrinating gamers that the emporer have clothes...
prob bc the prodigy of the old school style of game this "series" have that pretentious doofuses pretend to love to make them seem like they know better than everyone else.

I've tried to make people here give me concrete reasons to why this game is a goty nominee, no one answered.
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Pureshooter said:
Personally, I feel that it conveys a sense of exploration, dread and wonder that I have yet to experience in any other game this year. It has the dark atmosphere and precise combat of the souls games, but with the open world attention to detail and exploration of the BOTW.
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Swede said:
I agree, that doesn't make it a goty contender though imo, I can explore the back of my house and find a $100 bill, still wouldn't qualify as doty.

The wonder thing is cool, but I can explore the back of my house and find 46 wonderful, purple flowers, still wouldn't qualify as doty.

okay...

It's not precise, it's archaic and slow and the only reason people call it "precise" is bc you need to think 5 seconds about how slow you're attack is and then rethink it bc of the button lag.

What detail? It's barren with huge empty areas. When you finally find something of value it gets your attention of course. And there's usually 3-5 identical, often overpowered, enemies hiding there that'll kill you so you of course remember it.
You then have to go and find a place with a few enemies slightly over your lvl and farm them for 45 minutes (or more) so you can go back and kill those s***ty animated enemies you died from.
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Pureshooter said:
If you don't agree that's fine, you just said nobody had given you their reasons.
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Swede said:
That's true and you're correct.
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DriedMangoes said:
Because Dark Souls and open world. That alone is GOTY worthy 😬
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Swede said:
No, it isn't lol
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menace-uk- said:
It is.

Elden Ring is great. End of.
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Actual OG gamers can appreciate Elden Ring.
Doesn't make it for everyone but...

Some play s***ty sonic and crackdown 3.

And some have issues because they aren't good and that's ok as well.
We have people here at union that could coop help those people to Git gud.

So if you spent the money... why not ask for help?
I can guarantee you will like it at least a little bit more with help.
 
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Kvally said:
And so would all the games that Sony has moneyhatted, developers and publishers bought.
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But Sony didn't go around saying those were for more access to gamers. How does one give more access to gamers by taking away from one of its biggest platforms?
 
DriedMangoes said:
But Sony didn't go around saying those were for more access to gamers. How does one give more access to gamers by taking away from one of its biggest platforms?
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Are you saying COD being on Xbox, PS, Nintendo, iOS, Android, xCloud, Windows PC/Steam isn’t access to more gamers?
 
Kvally said:
Are you saying COD being on Xbox, PS, Nintendo, iOS, Android, xCloud, Windows PC/Steam isn’t access to more gamers?
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I'm saying history shows us the opposite of what MS is saying to get this deal done.

Remember from the Bethesda deal days: "This deal was not done to take games away from another player base like that. Nowhere in the documentation that we put together was: 'How do we keep other players from playing these games?' "

Still no new games announced for the PS5 since the acquisition :)
 
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