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Andy said:
MAJOR differences between Catholicism and Christianity? That makes no sense. Catholicism is a form of Christianity (the original form, you might say). What you mean is that there are major differences between Catholicism and the multitude of different forms of Protestantism -- some of which are fundamentalist, literalist, and wacky.
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Christians are from the South, where Jesus lived. Catholics are filthy liberal Yankees. #Don'tAskAboutTheJewsOrMooslims
 
Andy said:
MAJOR differences between Catholicism and Christianity? That makes no sense. Catholicism is a form of Christianity (the original form, you might say). What you mean is that there are major differences between Catholicism and the multitude of different forms of Protestantism -- some of which are fundamentalist, literalist, and wacky.
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You obviously are ignorant to knowing the differences.
 
Andy said:
Oh for god's sake (literally) please don't drag the bible into this.

This is not a Christian point of view. Unless you group it with the Christians who believe the Earth is 6000 years old. i.e., idiots.
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Adam was here almost 7 thousand years ago.
Doubting God makes you the fool.
My source? God himself.
 
Plainview said:
Minor differences, and has absolutely nothing to do with people insanely believing the earth is "flat."

Believing the earth is flat is means the person is mentally deficient. There's no evidence, absolutely none, that could even hint at this insane belief.
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Same thing to you.
Thinking bible based Christianity is the same as Catholics makes you ignorant.
 
VaLLiancE said:
Same thing to you.
Thinking bible based Christianity is the same as Catholics makes you ignorant.
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I have a far better understanding of religion than you do. There is nothing but minor differences between Christianity and Catholicism. Claiming there is some major difference between them is “ignorant.”

And this is a flat earth point and laugh thread. It has nothing to do with religion. It has to do with mental issues.
 
Plainview said:
It has nothing to do with religion. It has to do with mental issues.
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You say that like they're different. :smash::bow:

(Disclaimer: This was merely a joke. From me, I know, shocking!)
 
Conspiracy theory believers and Trump supporters have a lot in common. Especially when you ask them a question and they can never give a straight answer.
 
VaLLiancE said:
You obviously are ignorant to knowing the differences.
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lol. Venture to say I know more than you, in this area.

I guess I have to assume you're a member of one of those fundamentalist, literalist, wacky Protestant sects.
 
lowdru2k said:
Conspiracy theory believers and Trump supporters have a lot in common. Especially when you ask them a question and they can never give a straight answer.
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They've got nothing to stand on. Of course they won't want to answer questions directly.
 
VaLLiancE said:
Adam was here almost 7 thousand years ago.
Doubting God makes you the fool.
My source? God himself.
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Yeah, that figures. A fundy literalist.

Ign'nt.

Thanks for being one more guy making Christians look like idiots.
 
Plainview said:
I have a far better understanding of religion than you do. There is nothing but minor differences between Christianity and Catholicism. Claiming there is some major difference between them is “ignorant.”

And this is a flat earth point and laugh thread. It has nothing to do with religion. It has to do with mental issues.
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The more you talk about what you perceive as Christianity the more you show me that you don't have a clue.
 
Andy said:
lol. Venture to say I know more than you, in this area.

I guess I have to assume you're a member of one of those fundamentalist, literalist, wacky Protestant sects.
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I am a believer AKA Christian and belief is what my relationships foundation is so believer is my best description.

Not a Catholic
Not a Protestant
Not a New Ager

And most importantly not a Liberal.
 
My reaction as the beauty that has become of another gem Andy thread.

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yankeessuck said:
God never talks to me. He doesn't even send me emails.

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But he does talk to you.

What he does is he secretly speaks to priests, clerics, nuns, and popes, gives them a pep rally and tells them to speak to you for him. At the same time, god tells them to ask for donations so the priest can drive a BMW to church.

Even better, each of the 50 gods from different religions all collude. They tell their followers there is only one god, to fight amongst each other, but all the 50 gods are at the edge of the solar system laughing while eating cosmic dust and drinking pools of lava from scorched planets.

Good fun for all.
 
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VaLLiancE said:
Oh the multiple translations card! Didn't see that one coming!:crazy:

I told him... his word is how he speaks.
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Well, I hope your wife doesn’t speak to you. After all, you take the Bible literally. Or do you pick and choose?

I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.​
 
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