I know you're joking, but just to clarify, I don't have any problem with vulgarity; I use it all the time.
I don't get why people become so focused on sales. Better sales doesn't mean you have a better console. It means you have a more popular console. It means your console has more mass appeal. Ok. So?
The Wii sold the most this generation. Anyone think the Wii is the best console around? *crickets* What's your favorite band? Chances are, ABBA outsold them. ABBA wins!
I know there's a connection ... sales -> financial success -> games will come to that console. But beyond that, I don't care if Sony sells a few million more than MS or vice versa. It's just an issue of which one has more mass appeal or is more popular. That doesn't equate to worth or value.
Better watch your back! Cutting is coming after you now!