Ori and the Blind Forest

I just checked my respawn count. A whopping 305 respawns. However, I do not lead on my friends list. Lol
 
The user review comments on Metacritic are a laugh and a half. Who knew even downloadable indie style games would get a target on their head from fanboys. For even more funnies, click his user profile and see his history of 0's and 10's.

TheLastColossus
Mar 14, 2015

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Because The Order got sh!t on by these r******d reviewers and random fu*ktard xbots, this game deserves a 0, and if you don't like it, go **** yourself.
 
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The user review comments on Metacritic are a laugh and a half. Who knew even downloadable indie style games would get a target on their head from fanboys. For even more funnies, click his user profile and see his history of 0's and 10's.

TheLastColossus
Mar 14, 2015

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Because The Order got sh!t on by these r******d reviewers and random fu*ktard xbots, this game deserves a 0, and if you don't like it, go **** yourself.

Lol, that's nothing, did you read the one above it?

Peptide
Mar 13, 2015
WARNING!!!!!! DO NOT....I REPEAT.....DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!!! READ ON.
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I guarantee that everyone giving this game a great score has NOT completed it.
When the IGN reviewer states that the difficulty of this game is BRUTAL, that was an UNDERSTATEMENT. DO NOT allow yourself to be roped in by the pretty graphics, descent review score, or interesting game play of the first hour or so. The game gets so difficult that I GUARANTEE that only one out of a thousand people will ever finish it.
.
There is a level where the water starts to rise and you have to escape vertically. I am an accomplished gamer of over 25 years and I literally made over 150 attempts at this one part. For the first time in 25 years I smashed my controller, swallowed two Clonopins (anxiety medication), and instantly....and I DO MEAN INSTANTLY deleted this steaming pile of garbage off my Xbox.
.
The developer had the choice to make a challenging game with awesome graphics and great gameplay. Instead they have chosen to segregate 99% of the gaming market by catering to the tiniest portion of not just the elite gamers, but the best of the elite. I absolutely hope that this developer never sells another game.
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I want my $20 back and I want those 2 hours back as well.
This game deserves a 2 out of 10. It is on my list of the WORST games ever made.
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Anyone who want to insult me can kiss my "you know what".


f***ing, lol. Almost sounds like a ringing endorsement for the game IMO.
 
Lol, that's nothing, did you read the one above it?

Peptide
Mar 13, 2015
WARNING!!!!!! DO NOT....I REPEAT.....DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!!! READ ON.
.
I guarantee that everyone giving this game a great score has NOT completed it.
When the IGN reviewer states that the difficulty of this game is BRUTAL, that was an UNDERSTATEMENT. DO NOT allow yourself to be roped in by the pretty graphics, descent review score, or interesting game play of the first hour or so. The game gets so difficult that I GUARANTEE that only one out of a thousand people will ever finish it.
.
There is a level where the water starts to rise and you have to escape vertically. I am an accomplished gamer of over 25 years and I literally made over 150 attempts at this one part. For the first time in 25 years I smashed my controller, swallowed two Clonopins (anxiety medication), and instantly....and I DO MEAN INSTANTLY deleted this steaming pile of garbage off my Xbox.
.
The developer had the choice to make a challenging game with awesome graphics and great gameplay. Instead they have chosen to segregate 99% of the gaming market by catering to the tiniest portion of not just the elite gamers, but the best of the elite. I absolutely hope that this developer never sells another game.
.
I want my $20 back and I want those 2 hours back as well.
This game deserves a 2 out of 10. It is on my list of the WORST games ever made.
.
Anyone who want to insult me can kiss my "you know what".


f***ing, lol. Almost sounds like a ringing endorsement for the game IMO.
Haha. If the game was easy, he'd probably give it a 10.

Amazing how he was able to delve so deep into the game just "2 hours" into the game. lol
 
I need to figure out how to reach this area. Very top right of Thornfelt swamp. I'm 98% there. It's one of those parts you would ground pound, but it's above me. And there's no enemy projectile to reflect. It sucks because If anyone responds, I'll be long gone from this area by then lol.
 
Just curious, in this game can you always go back to old areas and explore? Or are there times which if you pass a level or act, that's it. You just closed off some areas for good?

I'm going to eventually get this game, but just want to know how cautious to be in exploring so I don't accidentally go ahead too fast and aren't allowed to backtrack for fun.
 
It's mostly one bigass map where you can go wherever, some areas blocked until you get certain powerups. You'll be pushing forward for the first couple hours, well I'm at like 4 hours and just now wandering all over the place. There's one area so far for me, where it's a one and done.
 
It's mostly one bigass map where you can go wherever, some areas blocked until you get certain powerups. You'll be pushing forward for the first couple hours, well I'm at like 4 hours and just now wandering all over the place. There's one area so far for me, where it's a one and done.
Cool. Thanks DanJiblets.
 
I need to figure out how to reach this area. Very top right of Thornfelt swamp. I'm 98% there. It's one of those parts you would ground pound, but it's above me. And there's no enemy projectile to reflect. It sucks because If anyone responds, I'll be long gone from this area by then lol.

You can't get in to that area until very late in the game when you get you're last ability.

Just curious, in this game can you always go back to old areas and explore? Or are there times which if you pass a level or act, that's it. You just closed off some areas for good?

I'm going to eventually get this game, but just want to know how cautious to be in exploring so I don't accidentally go ahead too fast and aren't allowed to backtrack for fun.

The only areas you can't get back into are the "dungeons" if you will. I know for certain that Forlorn ruins is completely blocked off after you trigger its "end sequence". However, all other areas are completely open.
 
Lol, that's nothing, did you read the one above it?

Peptide
Mar 13, 2015
WARNING!!!!!! DO NOT....I REPEAT.....DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!!! READ ON.
.
I guarantee that everyone giving this game a great score has NOT completed it.
When the IGN reviewer states that the difficulty of this game is BRUTAL, that was an UNDERSTATEMENT. DO NOT allow yourself to be roped in by the pretty graphics, descent review score, or interesting game play of the first hour or so. The game gets so difficult that I GUARANTEE that only one out of a thousand people will ever finish it.
.
There is a level where the water starts to rise and you have to escape vertically. I am an accomplished gamer of over 25 years and I literally made over 150 attempts at this one part. For the first time in 25 years I smashed my controller, swallowed two Clonopins (anxiety medication), and instantly....and I DO MEAN INSTANTLY deleted this steaming pile of garbage off my Xbox.
.
The developer had the choice to make a challenging game with awesome graphics and great gameplay. Instead they have chosen to segregate 99% of the gaming market by catering to the tiniest portion of not just the elite gamers, but the best of the elite. I absolutely hope that this developer never sells another game.
.
I want my $20 back and I want those 2 hours back as well.
This game deserves a 2 out of 10. It is on my list of the WORST games ever made.
.
Anyone who want to insult me can kiss my "you know what".


f***ing, lol. Almost sounds like a ringing endorsement for the game IMO.
That's the part I just past but not once did I think of quitting or getting rid of game. I got frustrated but just kept chipping away at it.
 
Lol, that's nothing, did you read the one above it?

Peptide
Mar 13, 2015
WARNING!!!!!! DO NOT....I REPEAT.....DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!!! READ ON.
.
I guarantee that everyone giving this game a great score has NOT completed it.
When the IGN reviewer states that the difficulty of this game is BRUTAL, that was an UNDERSTATEMENT. DO NOT allow yourself to be roped in by the pretty graphics, descent review score, or interesting game play of the first hour or so. The game gets so difficult that I GUARANTEE that only one out of a thousand people will ever finish it.
.
There is a level where the water starts to rise and you have to escape vertically. I am an accomplished gamer of over 25 years and I literally made over 150 attempts at this one part. For the first time in 25 years I smashed my controller, swallowed two Clonopins (anxiety medication), and instantly....and I DO MEAN INSTANTLY deleted this steaming pile of garbage off my Xbox.
.
The developer had the choice to make a challenging game with awesome graphics and great gameplay. Instead they have chosen to segregate 99% of the gaming market by catering to the tiniest portion of not just the elite gamers, but the best of the elite. I absolutely hope that this developer never sells another game.
.
I want my $20 back and I want those 2 hours back as well.
This game deserves a 2 out of 10. It is on my list of the WORST games ever made.
.
Anyone who want to insult me can kiss my "you know what".


f***ing, lol. Almost sounds like a ringing endorsement for the game IMO.


WOW, who knew this average gamer (me) could climb so high as to be regarded as " The Best of the Elite." Do I get an award? Should I prepare a speech?

The game has its challenging moments, but it isn't actually difficult. It just requires a little finesse and patience.
 
WOW, who knew this average gamer (me) could climb so high as to be regarded as " The Best of the Elite." Do I get an award? Should I prepare a speech?

The game has its challenging moments, but it isn't actually difficult. It just requires a little finesse and patience.
And a plethora of cuss words.
 
I'm going to wait on this one, possibly even until a sale. I recently bought Forza and Tomb Raider, and I still have yet to finish dying light.
 
Died a few times on the water bit but it felt great when I completed it.
 
I'm only like an hour and a half in to the game so far, have 34 deaths. The majority of them came from

the part with the spider nest dangling in the middle that you have to knock down with a charge. Didn't realize you could knock it down and repeatedly died trying to make some amazing leap.
 
I'm only like an hour and a half in to the game so far, have 34 deaths. The majority of them came from

the part with the spider nest dangling in the middle that you have to knock down with a charge. Didn't realize you could knock it down and repeatedly died trying to make some amazing leap.

I did the same s*** for about 30 mins, rage quit. Then came back later for 10 more mins until...

"oooooh, you can jump on this thing. "

/derpin'
 
Reddit AMA for Ori

Awesome read for anyone interested in the game.

Also worth pointing out that one of the developers mentioned on Twitter that they are looking into implementing a 'New Game +' mode in one of the future updates for this title.
 
Reddit AMA for Ori

Awesome read for anyone interested in the game.

Also worth pointing out that one of the developers mentioned on Twitter that they are looking into implementing a 'New Game +' mode in one of the future updates for this title.

Please stop, I'm trying to not buy the game right now!!
 
Finished it, its really great. The play time was 8:20 with 508 respawns, i'm not sure if that's not factoring deaths since the total time played says 14 hours. 6 hours of deaths may be right :oops:
 
I'm only like an hour and a half in to the game so far, have 34 deaths. The majority of them came from

the part with the spider nest dangling in the middle that you have to knock down with a charge. Didn't realize you could knock it down and repeatedly died trying to make some amazing leap.

I did exactly the same thing.
 
Ok. So I am loving this game so much. But.....I've ran into a glitch that's pissing me off. Well at least I think it's a glitch.
At a certain point in the game where you have to explore underwater, the game isn't letting me jump back out of the water. So Iget stuck.

Has anyone else encountered this issue? Am I doing something wrong?
 
yea that's a known issue they're working on. sorry though your save is apparently screwed until they fix it.
 
Yea there's points you have to go in the water. Hopefully when you reload it goes back to normal.
 
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I thought it technically meant people who ware fedoras and drink espressos and talk about things they can't be bothered to actually do :grin:.
They DO wear Fedoras, but they carry whips and hate Nazis. You are thinking of hipsters ;)